Dodge this, you…!

This week’s offer on Epic Games is a pretty respectful affair but one of the games coming up in the next week’s two-part deal seems like the most fun a person can have online, save for engaging in some illicit goings-on, we won’t go into today.

Now that our mids are completely out of the gutter, let’s break down this and next week’s free titles, coming to us courtesy of the Epic Games Store.

Dying Light Enhanced Edition

Dying Light Enhanced Edition is free right now, and it will remain so until 13 April at 5:00 PM.

While it needs little introduction, I’ll give it some anyway – the algorithm demands it: Dying Light is an adventure set in the post-apocalyptic wastelands ruled by zombies. The Enhanced Edition brings a brand new ride (a buggy), an additional game mode, two bonus quarantine zones, and two whole bundles.

Shapez

Shapez is now free on the Epic Games Store. This statement will remain true until 13 April at 5:00 PM.

Seemingly simple, Shapez is all about building factories, meeting the customers’ demands, and scaling production accordingly. People seem to enjoy the ride:

I really should sleep, but I think I just figured out how to make a computer in shapez

Notch, Creator of Minecraft

Mordhau

Mordhau will be free on EGS from 13 April until 20 April.

Make sure you don’t dodge next week’s Epic Games Store freebie (you bastard) as it is the one and only Mordhau. And no, I didn’t just insult you, I merely hinted at what’s to come – the funniest thing I saw all day:

Everything in this video is hilarious: from the guy’s genuine laughter and the fact that the man chasing him is brandishing a lute to the desperate yelling of the most iconic line ever:

“Dodge this, you bastard”

We need a petition to make this video Mordhau’s official trailer as it tells you all you need to know about the multiplayer slasher game.

Second Extinction

Second Extinction will be free on EGS between 13 and 20 April.

Last but not least, we have Second Extinction: an online co-op FPS Early Access title where the word of the day is “BIG”.

Things that are big in Second Extinction:

• Map
• Dinosaurs
• Guns